"I'm a kid" you say, when you say I'm kid I say, "say it again." And then I say, "thanks! thank you very much." So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try the kid inside will set you free. I'M A GOOFY GOOBER. ROCK.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
I haven’t bought a pack of cigarettes in weeks but for some reason if I call it “quitting” I know it’ll make me want to start up again? but I guess I’m not smoking anymore. but I can’t talk about it or it ruins it. I’m weird idk
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
Who the fuck names their kid marina and the diamonds