"I'm a kid" you say, when you say I'm kid I say, "say it again." And then I say, "thanks! thank you very much." So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try the kid inside will set you free. I'M A GOOFY GOOBER. ROCK.

healthgothmovement:

I’m only working on a college degree so one day I’ll be financially stable enough to own a dog

(Source: senfield, via wartortles)

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(via california-xox-n0stalgia)

(Source: anachronica, via thecreatureintheskyy)

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
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idleheads:

At first it was weird as shit being around people 24/7 nonstop, and now that I am finally home alone in my room it feels bizarre 

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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via crunchier)

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poshean:

nicevagina:

I’d give you a source for it but honestly I don’t even know, I’m laughing so hard jfc

This kid is going to go places

(via jacks-cold-sweat)

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2 months ago

zooeyclairedeschanel:

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

(via crunchier)

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datkarkatass:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

(via punkryuki)

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via sunshine--daisys)

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